If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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