what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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