All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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