this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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