I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Michael Bay diarrhea
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
