we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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