If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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