How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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