I have demons in me.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i think i scared a bird with my dick
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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