Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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