READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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