He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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