Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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