Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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