I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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