Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's rum buckets o'clock
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
please don't ironically join a cult
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