honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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