Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Life is so much better after having sex.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I need to calm my uterus...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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