he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
