How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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