It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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