First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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