I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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