you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sext me about skeletons
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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