I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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