its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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