so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
