Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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