The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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