even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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