Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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