In the future we'll all be gay
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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