In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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