I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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