so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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