Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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