Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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