i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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