Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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