They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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