just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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