i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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