only if we run a train.
done.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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