no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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