Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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