it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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