did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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