I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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