see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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