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I would go down on you faster than GM stock
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
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I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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