Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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