she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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